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@ask-gov-wttt
“Cmon- I’ve spent an hour setting this up-…”
“Finally! Hello! I’m Gov, if you all don’t know me already.”
“I was given the suggestion to make this ask blog, and figured I’d give it a shot!”
“Ask whatever questions you’d like, and I’ll give the answer that makes me look best . most honest answer that I can!”
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ooc post//
hello! i want to address my rp posts with that dixie account, and make an apology for being a complete moron.
somehow it never struck my brain that it was quite literally the confederacy and that the whole rp thing was fucked up and very gross. i am very sorry that i even made those posts to start with, and i hope you all can forgive me.
i don’t know HOW it slipped past my head that it was a stupid thing to do, but it did, and i do want to take accountability for it.
i know that part of it was me wanting to revive this ask blog, and since i saw the chance with their first ask, i wanted to keep it going to keep this account active. but this definitely wasn’t the correct way to revive the blog, and i should never have interacted with them once i saw their account.
i don’t have any way of justifying it at all (nor will i try to justify it. it should have been an easy thing to see on my part and it was a disgusting thing to do), so this is just me giving a sorry and saying that i will be deleting every post ive made interacting with that account.
in the future, ill definitely pay a lot more attention to blogs i interact with (as in, this isn’t gonna happen again.)
again, i apologize for all of this, from the bottom of my heart.
(and sorry if my wording is iffy. if you want clarification for anything, please feel free to dm me and ask!)
Why gov why?
“You have to be more specific than that.”
(he says, going down a list the size of the fucking Bible./j)
DONT GIVE IT BACK DONT GIVE IT BACK DONT GIVE IT BACK
HANG IT OFF THE FLAGPOLE
“GIVE ME MY THINGS BACK.”
*Steals*
“I…don’t even know what you stole, but could you give it back!?”
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ooc// guys come back send asks please😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
Im good! And how are you doing today? Hope there isnt too much chaos like with that Dixie guy. Say, what happened to him? Did he actually die?
-🎨
“I’m doing alright! Been trying to reach out to IDC. Unfortunately, my attempts have been rather fruitless…but it’s always worth the try.”
*Gov seemed a little down, but he cleared his throat before responding once more.*
“I honestly don’t know what happened to that guy. I only glanced over for a moment or two to make sure the states were fine…and then I left Texas to do his thing. A stupid decision on my part, but the Dixie situation wasn’t mine to deal with. (well, i just didn’t feel like dealing with it.)”
Hello friend!
-🎨
“Hello! It’s nice to hear from you again. How’re you?”
who’s your least favorite of the main six? (feel free to give an explanation too!)
Gov☕️
Florida🐊
Louisiana🥂
California🐻
New York🍕
Texas🤠
“This is upsetting.”
With the last anon we will be dragging your ass back by the ankles if we must
“That is…worrying. I uh…don’t think I’ll be running off anytime soon…”
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in response to the most recent post…
*dramatically clears throat*
yeah, no, yeah. we’ll drag you back here. you’re stuck with us now <3 /silly
“That’s…about what I expected, actually…”
“If I quit my job am I going to be dragged back here by a hoard of anons?”
(asking for a friend, of course!)
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Gov gave a careless shrug.*
“Said his brother was testing something. I was…only half listening, honestly.”
*They got closer to the chaos outside and Texas prepares his gun*
"If they kill him, someone else is getting shot"
"And then you wonder why we don' cooperate and mess with ya at meetin's."
*Gov rolls his eyes.*
“Yea yea, I know.”
*He says as he sets his coffee down. He’d be damned if whatever chaos made him spill his coffee for the third time that day!*
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t shoot any of them. Unlike him…You guys are actually somewhat my responsibility.”
No promises
“Well, isn’t that just…reassuring…”
*Gov muttered sarcastically as he opened the backdoor to head outside.*
Look... Why cant you just care for once? Like genuinely care about others well being without it being about personal gain? I- I promise to answer ONE question of yours to the best of my ability if you dont lie.
*Gov perked up at the suddenness of the question, and he almost began to stammer.*
“That’s- rather deep, don’t you think? Enough about me- We should deal with the task at hand!”
*He clears his throat, clearly trying to avoid the question.*
*Actually seems to think for a moment before stopping Gov.*
No. I want ta know. I promise not ta tell anyone. And I know you must've a question for me.
*Gov shakes his head.*
“It’s not important to you, Texas. I don’t even know if I could give a solid answer anyway…”
*He insisted, muttering the last part under his breath.*
Whatever...
Yer right. I have someone to help. Since I know you're gonna just stand there and not help. As always.
*He goes back to his normal adittude and begins to walk ahead of Gov to find the poor man.*
*Gov awkwardly followed behind, moreso to just make sure the Northeast states hadn’t gotten injured. The states were his responsibility by technicality…and he wasn’t in the mood to get a lecture from AotJ.*
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Gov gave a careless shrug.*
“Said his brother was testing something. I was…only half listening, honestly.”
*They got closer to the chaos outside and Texas prepares his gun*
"If they kill him, someone else is getting shot"
"And then you wonder why we don' cooperate and mess with ya at meetin's."
*Gov rolls his eyes.*
“Yea yea, I know.”
*He says as he sets his coffee down. He’d be damned if whatever chaos made him spill his coffee for the third time that day!*
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t shoot any of them. Unlike him…You guys are actually somewhat my responsibility.”
No promises
“Well, isn’t that just…reassuring…”
*Gov muttered sarcastically as he opened the backdoor to head outside.*
Look... Why cant you just care for once? Like genuinely care about others well being without it being about personal gain? I- I promise to answer ONE question of yours to the best of my ability if you dont lie.
*Gov perked up at the suddenness of the question, and he almost began to stammer.*
“That’s- rather deep, don’t you think? Enough about me- We should deal with the task at hand!”
*He clears his throat, clearly trying to avoid the question.*
*Actually seems to think for a moment before stopping Gov.*
No. I want ta know. I promise not ta tell anyone. And I know you must've a question for me.
*Gov shakes his head.*
“It’s not important to you, Texas. I don’t even know if I could give a solid answer anyway…”
*He insisted, muttering the last part under his breath.*
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Gov gave a careless shrug.*
“Said his brother was testing something. I was…only half listening, honestly.”
*They got closer to the chaos outside and Texas prepares his gun*
"If they kill him, someone else is getting shot"
"And then you wonder why we don' cooperate and mess with ya at meetin's."
*Gov rolls his eyes.*
“Yea yea, I know.”
*He says as he sets his coffee down. He’d be damned if whatever chaos made him spill his coffee for the third time that day!*
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t shoot any of them. Unlike him…You guys are actually somewhat my responsibility.”
No promises
“Well, isn’t that just…reassuring…”
*Gov muttered sarcastically as he opened the backdoor to head outside.*
Look... Why cant you just care for once? Like genuinely care about others well being without it being about personal gain? I- I promise to answer ONE question of yours to the best of my ability if you dont lie.
*Gov perked up at the suddenness of the question, and he almost began to stammer.*
“That’s- rather deep, don’t you think? Enough about me- We should deal with the task at hand!”
*He clears his throat, clearly trying to avoid the question.*
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*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Gov gave a careless shrug.*
“Said his brother was testing something. I was…only half listening, honestly.”
*They got closer to the chaos outside and Texas prepares his gun*
"If they kill him, someone else is getting shot"
"And then you wonder why we don' cooperate and mess with ya at meetin's."
*Gov rolls his eyes.*
“Yea yea, I know.”
*He says as he sets his coffee down. He’d be damned if whatever chaos made him spill his coffee for the third time that day!*
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t shoot any of them. Unlike him…You guys are actually somewhat my responsibility.”
No promises
“Well, isn’t that just…reassuring…”
*Gov muttered sarcastically as he opened the backdoor to head outside.*
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Gov gave a careless shrug.*
“Said his brother was testing something. I was…only half listening, honestly.”
*They got closer to the chaos outside and Texas prepares his gun*
"If they kill him, someone else is getting shot"
"And then you wonder why we don' cooperate and mess with ya at meetin's."
*Gov rolls his eyes.*
“Yea yea, I know.”
*He says as he sets his coffee down. He’d be damned if whatever chaos made him spill his coffee for the third time that day!*
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t shoot any of them. Unlike him…You guys are actually somewhat my responsibility.”
