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@ask-wttsh-texas
Hi friends! Austin here to tell you that me, Texas, and some other cities have agreed to answer your questions as truthfully as possible (Texas might lie).

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*gives you a gold star*😎😎😎
Thank you kindly. I appreciate it. I might start a collection. 😀
*Places it inside a small box so he can cherish it forever.*
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Gov gave a careless shrug.*
“Said his brother was testing something. I was…only half listening, honestly.”
*They got closer to the chaos outside and Texas prepares his gun*
"If they kill him, someone else is getting shot"
"And then you wonder why we don' cooperate and mess with ya at meetin's."
*Gov rolls his eyes.*
“Yea yea, I know.”
*He says as he sets his coffee down. He’d be damned if whatever chaos made him spill his coffee for the third time that day!*
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t shoot any of them. Unlike him…You guys are actually somewhat my responsibility.”
No promises
“Well, isn’t that just…reassuring…”
*Gov muttered sarcastically as he opened the backdoor to head outside.*
Look... Why cant you just care for once? Like genuinely care about others well being without it being about personal gain? I- I promise to answer ONE question of yours to the best of my ability if you dont lie.
*Gov perked up at the suddenness of the question, and he almost began to stammer.*
“That’s- rather deep, don’t you think? Enough about me- We should deal with the task at hand!”
*He clears his throat, clearly trying to avoid the question.*
*Actually seems to think for a moment before stopping Gov.*
No. I want ta know. I promise not ta tell anyone. And I know you must've a question for me.
*Gov shakes his head.*
“It’s not important to you, Texas. I don’t even know if I could give a solid answer anyway…”
*He insisted, muttering the last part under his breath.*
Whatever...
Yer right. I have someone to help. Since I know you're gonna just stand there and not help. As always.
*He goes back to his normal adittude and begins to walk ahead of Gov to find the poor man.*
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Gov gave a careless shrug.*
“Said his brother was testing something. I was…only half listening, honestly.”
*They got closer to the chaos outside and Texas prepares his gun*
"If they kill him, someone else is getting shot"
"And then you wonder why we don' cooperate and mess with ya at meetin's."
*Gov rolls his eyes.*
“Yea yea, I know.”
*He says as he sets his coffee down. He’d be damned if whatever chaos made him spill his coffee for the third time that day!*
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t shoot any of them. Unlike him…You guys are actually somewhat my responsibility.”
No promises
“Well, isn’t that just…reassuring…”
*Gov muttered sarcastically as he opened the backdoor to head outside.*
Look... Why cant you just care for once? Like genuinely care about others well being without it being about personal gain? I- I promise to answer ONE question of yours to the best of my ability if you dont lie.
*Gov perked up at the suddenness of the question, and he almost began to stammer.*
“That’s- rather deep, don’t you think? Enough about me- We should deal with the task at hand!”
*He clears his throat, clearly trying to avoid the question.*
*Actually seems to think for a moment before stopping Gov.*
No. I want ta know. I promise not ta tell anyone. And I know you must've a question for me.
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Gov gave a careless shrug.*
“Said his brother was testing something. I was…only half listening, honestly.”
*They got closer to the chaos outside and Texas prepares his gun*
"If they kill him, someone else is getting shot"
"And then you wonder why we don' cooperate and mess with ya at meetin's."
*Gov rolls his eyes.*
“Yea yea, I know.”
*He says as he sets his coffee down. He’d be damned if whatever chaos made him spill his coffee for the third time that day!*
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t shoot any of them. Unlike him…You guys are actually somewhat my responsibility.”
No promises
“Well, isn’t that just…reassuring…”
*Gov muttered sarcastically as he opened the backdoor to head outside.*
Look... Why cant you just care for once? Like genuinely care about others well being without it being about personal gain? I- I promise to answer ONE question of yours to the best of my ability if you dont lie.

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*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Gov gave a careless shrug.*
“Said his brother was testing something. I was…only half listening, honestly.”
*They got closer to the chaos outside and Texas prepares his gun*
"If they kill him, someone else is getting shot"
"And then you wonder why we don' cooperate and mess with ya at meetin's."
*Gov rolls his eyes.*
“Yea yea, I know.”
*He says as he sets his coffee down. He’d be damned if whatever chaos made him spill his coffee for the third time that day!*
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t shoot any of them. Unlike him…You guys are actually somewhat my responsibility.”
No promises
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Gov gave a careless shrug.*
“Said his brother was testing something. I was…only half listening, honestly.”
*They got closer to the chaos outside and Texas prepares his gun*
"If they kill him, someone else is getting shot"
"And then you wonder why we don' cooperate and mess with ya at meetin's."
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Gov sighs, crossing his arms.*
“…Long story short…Some personification of the Confederacy got teleported here, told me he was from another universe…and now the Northeast is trying to kill him.”
*He says, taking a long sip of his coffee.*
“I…might’ve lied about a thing or two when I was talking to him.”
'Course you did.... Just like pa did. I hate people like you... Teleported? What is he? Some sort of god?
*he begins to mutter on about his father before changing the subject.*
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."
*Gov gave an annoyed huff.*
“I don’t lie all the time.”
*He says…which was honestly a lie in itself.*
“But fine…Let’s just make it quick. I have more important things to do.”
*Begins to walk with Gov.*
... Ya gonna tell me what this is really about? Or are ya just gonna continue to lie like a [Speaks Houston]?
*Knocks and then opens the door without waiting.*
"What in tarnation is goin' on outside?"
*Gov clears his throat, dusting off his suit.*
“Ah-…I’m not too sure myself. I was just about to check!”
*He lied through his teeth as he straightened out his tie.*
*Squints his eyes at Gov, seeing right through his lie.*
"That was the worst lie you could have said to me, but then again, when do ya ever tell the truth."
*Adjusts his stenson hat.*
"Guess we should go see what all the ruckus 'bout."

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I headcanon that Alaska will insult people in Russian and since the other states don't speak Russian, not a single one speaks Russian, they have no idea what he's saying and he knows this. He will say the most mundane thing in the most hateful, disgusted tone that you've ever heard in your life and it'll be something like "I hope both sides of your pillow are warm" or "I hope your toast burns"
I would have thought Texas would know just a little bit of Russian due to the Mexican Empire being allies and trading partners with the Russian Empire?