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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

American culture: normalized awe-inspiring debt, smoking weed on the sidewalk like its a cigarette, soda that prevents tummy ache, police shoot dog for no reason in apartment complex video at 9am, Taco Bell Baja blast, app-based gig work, watching Phone Video on full volume in public, celebrity-themed pink cold foam at Dunkin Donuts, gamer chair in living room, "ironic" American flag bikini, Mormon influencers who secretly wish they could own slaves, fast food robot prowling the city Wall-E style being cheerfully pissed on

im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him