The Spectacular Dancing Spider!

Karma: you’re the bitch here

Tara: oh you spoil me! ANYWAY, me and my brother are hosts for these brain maggots for I’d say two years now? And my little brother Teddy still thinks Karma can’t eat people. Like, my girl gotta eat something! She refuses to eat anything dead or raw unlike Teddy’s maggot Ravage who legit eats chicken nuggets from McDonalds.

Karma: I need SUSTENANCE! BRAINS! Not the small cut up corpses of a pathetic creature.

Tara: Exactly my point! We just don’t know any other alternative for what to do and even I think this is getting out of hand and usually I love arguing with my brother. You got any alternatives or tips on outrunning the cops or Oscorp scientists?

Eat the cops and Oscorp scientists!

Anguish, I don’t think that helps.

Hi! I’ve been bonded to Anguish for a while now, and I’ve also gotten tips from various other symbiote hosts from my universe. The constant theme?

Eat as much chocolate as possible. Potatoes also help. But if Karma really really wants the taste of meat and you know a place close by, I’ve found that symbiotes like fish a lot (and I do mean living) but also something like cows or pigs would work and be more effective since they’re bigger.

I hope that helps.

But also eat the cops and Oscorp scientists.

Yeah sure, that too.

Also with outrunning cops, you could eat more people in high crime areas because

1) If it’s a criminal they’ll care less and

2) they’ll probably be busy already in other places and won’t have the time or manpower to go after you.

But like alsoooo you could just eat them.

If you were given the ability to shift back and forth to a more spidery form, would you use this ability

I really had to think about this. I’ve never really thought about it before, but I think I would use that ability.

I could give you that ability probably.

I don’t think it’s necessary Guish. I’m honestly more intrigued about what I would look like. Also I think it depends on how spidery. Full spider? Sure, then I could get into really small spaces. Human spider hybrid? I feel like I would have less use for that but probably use it just for fun or as an intimidation technique.