The Dark Mite

That’s kinda difficult to answer since time works differently in my dimension.

Are you guys ok? Seriously this is getting weird.

You can’t just take someone’s body, unless they’re dead then opened whole other can of morality worms.

*nervous laughter*

Constantly.

Just as the rogues can’t see the true identity of the Batman, no one can see the real face of the Batmite.

Did I say she was Flash’s imp?

I’m sorry if I did. You’re completely right, Qwsp is a little Green haired Imp with webbed hands and feet so she can swim with the Atlanteans better. 

Mopee is a little nerdy fellow, big glasses and all.

I guess by your standards I would be. My powers and physiology mean that people in the 3rd dimension can’t harm me unless I let them.

The Imp dimension however...

I don’t see how you can not know if you are or aren’t an imp. I mean, if you are an imp then you must’ve come from my dimension and that takes a lot of power to travel across to another dimension.

Now if you have reality warping there are species in the 3rd dimension that can do that. They’re just not as powerful as us Imps.

You’ll have to give me more information if you want me to help figure out what though.

Yeah. But that’s Mxy for you. He has a temper like a firecracker, all fine until all of a sudden BOOM you’re hurling through the multiverse all because you’re “just a knockoff who hasn’t done anything to deserve the praise”

Since you are using the anon feature I can’t tell whether or not you are human.

But hypothetically speaking, if you aren’t human, this still applies. He will still kill you.

You could be a Kryptonian for all he cares, he will still be stronger.

The only way you could stand a chance is if you too are an Imp from our dimension.

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Wha- No! you can’t! I appreciate the enthusiasm but you literally can’t.

You can’t even get to him since he’s in another dimension and even if you could no one of this world could stand a chance, not even Superman.

Yeah. This happened because of a fight with Mxy.

Simple answer? Mxy got mad, like Mxy does. But he decided to take it out on Gotham so I...….I panicked and ripped open a portal out of this dimension. We tumbled through and we fought. But I’m back now and you don’t have to worry about him for awhile.

So how have you guys been?

Favorite movie? Man that’s a hard one to answer. There are so many options!

There’s the various live action series, the animated ones, heck isn’t there a LEGO Batman movie now?

I can’t make my favorite, but I can name a few I really enjoyed in no particular order :

Under the Red Hood

Batman Begins

Batman Vs Dracula

Batman (1989)

I love how this is my fist question after coming back!

Hehe. If you couldn’t tell I’m not in the best shape so I’m kinda in the mood for just chillaxing here at home for a bit. No suit needed for that.