thank you all very very much, you can’t understand how much it means to hear all of this. it makes me feel so fuckin guilty for not updating this blog more often jfc i gotta get on that.

thanks! see my issue is that like. i don’t see how wearing feminine clothing in a matriarchy could be a funny thing to trolls? like they could just wear skirts and shit as easily as pants if it wasn’t for earth standards. 

plus fucccing!! eridan is such a pretentious, preeny asshole he would never wear a plaid fucking skirt i mean honestly. plus the idea was made up as a joke for a homestuck calendar a while back so i want to help make it more of a fuck you to gender than someones fucking punchline idk IDK

1. nope! you are good to go. feferi is the tallest troll. because i want her to punchmeinthefaceNEXTQUESTION

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3.i’m so glad! this is why i like diverse headcanons, because then everyone can find themselves.

alright, i’m going to tell you a thing. i’m 17, under age. i legally cannot answer these questions without getting a lot of people in trouble ie everyone who looks at this blog. any more asks about sex or sexy times are gonna be deleted. 

sloppy makeouts are ok, and like. that ask with all the hickies is cool because hickies aren’t explicitly a sex thing, but anything beyond that is going to get us in some shit.

on that note jfc i laughed for five straight minutes about each of these. thank you

well. since i didn’t know how homestuck was going to end i’m going to call this “generic the land”. it’s like the setting of one of those generic post-homestuck-ending end-of-sburb-au’s. so like earth. but also not earth in that there’s a fuck ton of trolls.

ho boy have you met sollux. 

thank you! weiss is my fave too.

well the last ask i was working on was sort of one. though given my penchant for shoving other fandoms into homestuck like a post apocalyptic survivor with a shopping cart in a costco, yes. you will see more.

it’s not that he needs one, it’s that everyone else needs him to have one. do you know how long eridan spends in the bathroom everyday? too fucking long. but it’s worth it, he looks good.

Thank you! I wanted her to look like the poofiest lamb you could imagine crossed with the scariest porcelain doll in your great aunts prized collection.

Why do you all want my son! He eats toenail clippings and thinks he can beatbox by making fart noises behind his hand!

aye aye boiiiiiiiii

She is big and strong! She crushes skulls between her thighs like ROBINS EGGS! She could punch a hole through the earth! She could break my heart so easily, but thats not even a biggie bc im a big sap lmao

In the post I was mainly referring to the trolls paired up with one another in the sprite form! Aradias prototyping was very different, considering that she was merged with a frog rock, and was a ghost at the time. The character development for her mainly happens after she becomes a sprite anyway, and eridan/sollux and nepeta/feferi were merged almost directly after they were killed/half killed(? sollux is a fucking mystery). They must have had a lot of time to think things over together, and they existed as one being at the same time! Aradia never had that experience. Idk, I just think focusing on the hour or two Aradia spent as a sprite is kind of irrelevant compared to her robot arc or her godtier arc.

Thank you very much! There’s bound to be a hell of a lot more, you guys ask a lot of really good questions.

You get a sash, a top hat, and a photo with the mayor of cantown! Congratulations! Try not to get recalled!

Eridan has a lot of things. He also has cute guns and a cute collection of lame ass wizard figurines.

Thank you!!! These guys are all my favorites too which i guess makes sense tbh like why would I want to make an askblog about a bunch of characters I don’t relate to or care about. Anyway I’m glad you care about them too!