#cogwheelfeline

thank you all very very much, you can’t understand how much it means to hear all of this. it makes me feel so fuckin guilty for not updating this blog more often jfc i gotta get on that.

thanks! see my issue is that like. i don’t see how wearing feminine clothing in a matriarchy could be a funny thing to trolls? like they could just wear skirts and shit as easily as pants if it wasn’t for earth standards. 

plus fucccing!! eridan is such a pretentious, preeny asshole he would never wear a plaid fucking skirt i mean honestly. plus the idea was made up as a joke for a homestuck calendar a while back so i want to help make it more of a fuck you to gender than someones fucking punchline idk IDK

1. nope! you are good to go. feferi is the tallest troll. because i want her to punchmeinthefaceNEXTQUESTION

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3.i’m so glad! this is why i like diverse headcanons, because then everyone can find themselves.

alright, i’m going to tell you a thing. i’m 17, under age. i legally cannot answer these questions without getting a lot of people in trouble ie everyone who looks at this blog. any more asks about sex or sexy times are gonna be deleted. 

sloppy makeouts are ok, and like. that ask with all the hickies is cool because hickies aren’t explicitly a sex thing, but anything beyond that is going to get us in some shit.

on that note jfc i laughed for five straight minutes about each of these. thank you

well. since i didn’t know how homestuck was going to end i’m going to call this “generic the land”. it’s like the setting of one of those generic post-homestuck-ending end-of-sburb-au’s. so like earth. but also not earth in that there’s a fuck ton of trolls.

ho boy have you met sollux. 

thank you! weiss is my fave too.

well the last ask i was working on was sort of one. though given my penchant for shoving other fandoms into homestuck like a post apocalyptic survivor with a shopping cart in a costco, yes. you will see more.

it’s not that he needs one, it’s that everyone else needs him to have one. do you know how long eridan spends in the bathroom everyday? too fucking long. but it’s worth it, he looks good.