Da Bomb

#to remember how many centimeters are in a kilometer#remember that there are a hundred centimeters in a meter and a thousand meters in a kilometer#meaning one hundred thousand centimeters#because the metric system isn’t written in fruit-related riddles

lmao I'm doing this rn im dead

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun

no

Challenge mode: it’s the 4th of July

If you have a clear enough hearing of the sound, remember that fireworks echo and gunshots do not!

Found on Tumblr login page (wallpaper)

idk who she is but I want to watch this TV show just to see this part

Progressive rock is just a conspiracy by country musicians to sell records

Atoms have mass. I didn’t know they were catholic.

in poland when someone falls over/hurts themeself we don’t say “are you okay?”, we say “żyjesz?” which translates to “are you still alive?” and i think it’s beautiful

concept: a cato the younger twitter account done in the style of donald trump where all of his tweets are about how liberals like caesar are ruining rome and how effeminate greek doctors and scientists are making up facts about the spread of typhoid fever