Hmmmm, Welcome To The Lair

whAT BOOK IS THIS

To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

I own this book and it’s about 600 pages and it’s ALL this good. You can play as hamlet, Ophelia, or hamlet sr, who is a ghost. You can murder everyone in the play. You can fire yourself out of a cannon and use your uncle as a skateboard. There are dozens of endings and places where you can diverge from canon and do something wacky instead. 10/10 would recommend

I need this like right now

I keep drawing curly sheep horns on characters and thinking to myself “these look like shrimp if I colored them pink” IDK WHY

i literally just found out about these today and i’m CONVINCED they fell in from a different universe

I used to ride one of those in the IG Farben building in Frankfurt AM when I was a young enlisted.  It was great fun.

i remember our german TA showing us a much more terrifying one of these and he was like, “yeah it’s called a paternoster bc you’re praying the whole time your on it” and i was like “no scheisse, jan wtf???”

mein bruder im christus, it didn’t have walls

WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE

NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE

i want to radiate the same warmth that you get when watching a studio ghibli film

Bro quick kiss me on the lips I need it for character development