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A totally normal set at the iHeartRadio Festival 👁️👄👁️

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I may never recover.

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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I feel like this could be useful in my future

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REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

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If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

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Important

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“Good Ol’ Snoopy” by Charles M. Schulz (1958)

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“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

norseminuteman

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

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I love how the dude keeps popping in and out for each response

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alright famsquad, whats been happening since i left u all 3 years ago how are we all doing

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if you think i’m cute you should see how i look between your legs

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officialdankestmemes

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

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This sounds like a man on cocaine

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Fammmm

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The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

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hellsitestaffsucks

Me, when I do a french tuck but my life is still a mess:

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*Beautiful day outside* Customer: Haha I bet you wish you where outside! Me: haha no not at all. I love being here. Trapped inside this building talking to you. Because that is my one true dream. To have this conversATION WITH EVERY DAMN CUSTOMER WHO COMES THOUGH MY LINE DURING A NICE DAY!!!! SO IF YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!! Me actually: haha yeah.

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Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

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