s l e e p y

I get road rage walking behind people.

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

yknow when you listen to an album so much that you have the song transitions memorized, and then you put your phone on shuffle and you hear a song from that album but the transition goes into a whole different song and you feel uncomfortable?

give the trees names and they will protect you

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

are you fucking kidding me? in vegas??????

i! dont know who i am! who the fuck am i!!! what the fuck do i want to do in life!!! what are even my own interests besides the things i cling to!!! i dont know !!!!