starting to think i’m unfit for human relationships all together. laugh out loud

I’m too lazy for dating. Why can’t someone materialize out of nowhere and agree that we should spend the rest of our lives together

the only place i feel i belong is in my BEDROOM on my BED

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

our migraines are caused by these people right here

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

this pandemic has been especially hard for us soft-spoken bitches 😔 no one can hear us through our mask

i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!

hey yeah... you ever notice how asteroids only ever land in those big holes

Super weird how serial killers only ever target murder victims

hey im brewing a potion of tastes bad and fucking kills you, anyone want some?

prehistoric women inventing beer

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that