wrapped around your finger

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

the songs moon river, can’t helping falling in love, dream a little dream of me and la vie en rose have such a particular and smooth vibe, they sound like they came straight out of heaven

me everyday: I should get a tattoo.

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

if something makes you go ’!!!!’ inside it’s worth keeping around

mood: just wanna suck a dick i care about.

medicine by harry styles

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

hi an age gap of 25-30 is NOT the same as an age gap of 15-20 thank u for coming to my ted talk

i was a hopeful one for 2k19 until yall told me theyre turning a one direction wattpad fic into a movie so. guess its another three hundred days of hell ahead

They’re doing what

do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you