Do you all ever wonder if the Rogues ever get together to complain about Batman after patrol? I mean, yes, they're all rivals for the Bat's attention but they also have similar experiences with Batman on a bad day so, they have to get together to complain. For @lost-my-gender-in-the-war
The Riddler, entering the Iceberg Lounge: Batman fucking yelled at me today.
Penguin, shaking cocktails: What did you do?
The Riddler: Why do you assume I did something?
Bane, entering the lounge and pointing at The Riddler: Nygma, it was my night with the Bat!
Scarecrow, muttering: And I get yelled at for stealing time slots.
Penguin: He's right, Ed. It was Bane's night. Check the timetable.
The Riddler: I literally didn't do anything. I was headed here, I stopped to get the nuts you asked for and just happened to walk past and I literally just said Hi to Spoiler and Red Robin and then Big Bat told me to fuck off.
Bane: I had him pinned under a car, begging for mercy-
Ivy: OK now I'm calling bullshit because Bats doesn't beg-
Selina: I beg to differ but-
Bane: And we were just at that point, you know, getting to when he's about to give it his all-
Harley: Somewhere the Joker is after perking up
Bane: - and then he wasn't in the mood any more!
Bane: Edward ruined my moment!
The Riddler: I just said Hi to the kids, man. Spoiler waved. What was I going to do? Snub her?
Two-Face: Yeah, Bats is a little touchy around the kids these days.
Zsasz: Deathstroke is in town.
Bane: Edward, our feud is on hold as it were. We must ensure the Bat's birds can fly safely.
The Penguin: Hold on. I spent $70 on ingredients.
Khoa: So what? We're going to let Deathstroke be around Bats' kids?
Penguin: No, I'm just saying if Ivy doesn't protest, I have plastic take out cups. We can bash Deathstroke and still have cocktail hour.
Ivy: Are they bio-degradeable?