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WARNING: LONG POST.  Scroll to MY OPINION if you’re not up to reading.

Since I need my headphones to listen to any new Gakupo songs without disturbing other people, and I barely know any prior Gakupo songs I like, I’ll have to settle with doing something else for you guys in the meantime: Promoting mah favorite Vocaloid album of all and gushing and squeeing like my inner fangirl says I should do.

Like this. :DDD

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 1: I’m the president of the United States. How can I help you?

Student 2: I’d like to make a complaint about the Vice President.

Student 1: Okay let me just get out my chalkboard where I tally complaints about the Vice President. Let’s see, that makes five… hundred! What’s your complaint?

Student 2: Well you see, I’m here to assassinate you, but I don’t think that guy should take over when you’re dead.

Student 1: Okay let me make some calls. Beep boop beep boop beep beep beep. Hello? I’m here with— What’s your name?

Student 2: I’m William Shakespeare.

Student 1: I’m here with William Shakespeare and he convinced me we need to replace the Vice President. When? Let me ask. — When were you planning to assassinate me?

Student 2: I mean I was thinking like, as soon as I was done talking to you.

Student 1: Okay sounds good. Yes we need to replace him right now, one moment. Beep beep boop beep. Hello? You’re fired. Bye. Ring, ring. Oh, it’s my assistant again. Hello? What’s that? Oh, they want to know if you’re the same William Shakespeare who wrote Romeo and Juliet.

Student 2: Yes, that’s me.

taller person: You don't like it that I look like a-