FeelNoEvil

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

Battle for dominance in the game dome

oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached

the earth's crispy crust allows we humans to trot our tender little hooves all over it without being scorched by magma

what in the screaming blue christ

That thud that is heard when he lays his head down. I love it

@supreme-leader-stoat

How would other races (elves, Dwarves, Orcs ect) folklore describe humans?

kinda like how boomers describe minorities

Handicapable.

Just awesome

THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’

IT’S NOT NECESSARY? STILL USING IT. 

I’ve never actually seen what it looked like before Mt. Rushmore…it’s so saddening.

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

I T S T I M E

ITS TIME

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

It’s time

update: when you’re in Milan in 2020

kinda sucks for Zelda that she went to three sacred springs and heard nothing whereas Link can roll up to any dinky old goddess statue and Hylia’s just like, “oh hey man, what’s good, got any orbs?”

to be fair, link IS the goddesses chosen hero while zelda is just her reincarnation. I mean, if you peaced the fuck out and your body regularly tried to talk to you, would you respond? Fuck no, you just got rid of that shit. But that twink you like calls? hell yeah pick up