I'm Karkalious

Abigail: golden doodle (hear me out): middle upper class parents- does anything and everything to spite them because they don’t let her run around outside like she needs to.

Alex: A Dusty (mixed Shepard of some sort) but specifically when someone has steak. Absolute freak of nature. Also that rescue dog that gets returned to the shelter because he’s cute but he doesn’t have doggy manners and will be jumping off the walls because he needs an absurd amount of exercise.

Clint: mastiff. He just kind of looks like one (big, very big). Also people are scared of him but he’s actually just anxious and kind of pathetic. (The amount of mastiffs I know that are scared of everything man)

Elliott: Afghan hound—look at him. The resemblance is uncanny.

Emily: xolo that has random tufts of hair- weird but I love them. Alleged Spiritual connections.

Haley: long haired chihuahua or Pomeranian, she’s that bitch(tm) and she knows it.

Harvey- Italian greyhound. So adorably pathetic and 99% anxiety. Put a little fake mustache on one and tell me I’m wrong.

Maru: poodle or border collie (very smart and knows it)

Penny: one of the little companion spaniels. Sweet and cute and can be great with families.

Sam: yellow Labrador. Specifically one that flunked out of service dog school- like first week. (Alternatively: orange cat)

Sandy: Saluki, beautiful, majestic, comes from the desert. She kind of looks like a shi tzu too.

Sebastian: that man is not a dog, he is a cat that lives with dogs and hates most of them. Also might hate you. He’s deciding. Depends if you give him raw fish and respect his space.

Shane: a rescue dog of some type (he’s stocky like an American bull terrier) but not the same type of Alex. Alex is one that was abused but still desperately wants attention, Shane’s the one that’s reactive and growls at people. You got to give him TLC and understand him then becomes your bestie.

the cake was in fact not made…