being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me?

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

I have never reblogged anything so fast

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.

Wise words especially to a child.💕

I thought this story was going to end with the boy getting two bodies dropped on his door step, im so messed up from reading sixpenceee stories

Lmao future needs his ass beat for that song tho

I don’t understand how a dude can tell a chick how to groom her pussy with a straight face. My nigga, you know she don’t have to fuck you right? She gon get dick regardless. Her pussy could look like Frederick Douglass and she still could find a nigga that’s gon suck her clit like a peppermint in church and fuck her stupid. Y'all niggas better man up and be grateful.

church

Reblogging again because someone really put a picture of Frederick Douglass

LMFAO

10/10 for immersive experience

Awww

My heart😍😭✨

I AM BAWLING MY EYES OUT

Oh my god I feel this in my core

this will always make me cry

this gets me every time

Do everything for your Mexican parents always, they are so hard working and so underrated 😫

😭😭

Who tf is cutting onions

Always Reblog. Always.

CTFUUUUUU OMFG

Lmfaoooo

Nahhhh 💀💀💀

Yo the yell kill me

Loooooooool

MY LEGGGE

Why 💀💀

This Is Not Suppose To Be This Funny Omg😂💀

I NEEED THIS VID 😭😭😭😭

DOG

MY LEG

shit 😳😂

OMFGG BRUH!! 😭😭😭

SO MS. JOHNSON YOU STILL WANNA SEND ME TO THE PRINCIPALLLLLLL?!