Mirkwood

i want to live in my own romanticized world forever

im young beautiful and having so much fun rotting in my bed

my only advice to all the girls out there is to wear weird shit. just do it

This was the best scene in the whole series

Venom from Dan’s perspective is so funny. i mean. he tells eddie that he has a space tapeworm that’s eating his insides and eddie immediately starts crying bc his feelings are hurt and then he starts yelling about how he can’t believe the space tapeworm would do that after it acted like it wanted to be friends. and Dan’s just standing there like ?????! bc nothing in medical school covered how to handle this.

Scooby-Doo taught us that the real monsters always turn out to be humans

i don’t think people should have to work in their 20s i think they should just be government designated Adventure Years where you’re paid to wander the country and go on journeys of self discovery and have gay sex and try different foods and sing badly in cars and create enemies and find fleeting father figures and sometimes commit crimes

op just reinvented the 17th century tradition of the grand tour like that

when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died

the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed

I think we're all grown up enough to admit that pink actually is a nice color and the only reason people ever convinced themselves it isn't is because girls, often young girls, like it

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post