Dani

there are only two genders. girlboss and male wife 

Planned obsolescence

Placeholder moustache

Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing

being bi means i like prettyboys and evilwomen

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

i threw a rat at a god

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

gritty was canonically found in a sealed chamber below the flyers stadium and now has been literally unearthed to wreak havoc

My dad kept having trouble with my pronouns (they/them) so I told him to pretend I was a swarm of bees and it somehow helped

the NB in Non Binary actually stands for Numerous Bees

They tried it

he said i won’t get dragged on y’alls behalf

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming

Be the good Karen you want to see in the world

You can be a lawful evil Karen or a chaotic good Karen. Choose wisely

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

vaporwave sounds like what drowning in a mall fountain would feel like

That’s exactly what it is

reblog if the girl on the right is just as beautiful as the girl on the left

omg!!!!! 💛