Probably Not Human Lmao

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

i think tim stoker would fw good kid (the band)

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

today is not my birthday

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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

the fact that they aren't shying away from the weird character designs of one piece is one of the reasons why i think the live action is so successful. they understand that the weirdness is an integral part of the story and aren't afraid to commit to the bit. i love it.

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

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yuuuuup. this is true and canon and real

The real difference between fantasy and science fiction is that if you have too many belts, you're fantasy, and if you have too many zippers, you're science fiction. If you have too many of both, you split the difference and land in a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.

That's correct, Kingdom Hearts is a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.

The funny part is that I'm not even really shitposting. "Are you implying that the Kingdom Hearts franchise and the Underworld franchise are the same genre" buddy, I'm not implying it, I'm saying it!

It's got memory-editing bullshit, it's got artificial humans struggling to assert identities distinct from the flesh-and-blood people they're based on, it's got a spacey-voiced young girl dressed all in white with poorly understood reality-warping powers – hell, the protagonist even spends an entire game trapped in virtual reality. What more do we want?

We want everybody to secretly be vampires!!

Everybody, not just one guy.

Technically that image contains two guys.

Two and a half; Xigbar only got half-norted

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Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

Notice billions ain't even on there. Outliers something something.