Burn After Blogging

CREATURES OF THE NIGHT: DESCEND UPON “KROGER’S”

i feel EVIL and i want a SNACK

James at the baseball field

The best part is the story behind it. After Edgar Wright stormed off the project, this movie almost got canceled. It took Peyton Reed literally finishing it with his crew in a single year, and Paul Rudd contributing on the writing to get it done within the deadline. And apparently, because they had to rush production ON a reduced budget no less, the effects weren’t even close to done by the time they had to put out Trailers and TV spots, and most of what was finished, or near done, had to be used in the theatrical spots. So Rudd and Douglas here supposedly came up with this idea, on the spot, as it would at least get people talking and avoid reusing too many of the same shots.

They accidentally hit the precise vein of our generation’s comedy

The true MVP of Persona 5.

Bounty on the phantom thieves is the highest ever offered by the Japanese police? Perfect time to make some grenades in class. But seriously at least half the school including your entire homeroom definitely knows who you are on account of none of you are subtle and Ryuji keeps shouting “we’re the phantom thieves” in public.

Whole class was ride or die after they took down Kamoshida

@jewishyasha

she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive

“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”

love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

me, in 90+ degree weather: please, let me rest my brain: [banging pots and pans together] NO BLANKET NO SLEEP