Skitskatdat

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

Realised strange nerd is an anagram of transgender and my life suddenly got better

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

The flip from “how am I gonna turn this into 8 pages” to “how am I gonna fit all this into just 8 pages” when writing an academic paper is like listening to a horror movie soundtrack and then in the middle of the horror soundtrack the tone shifts and becomes scarier

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

official linguistics post

funniest genre name: point and click

book genre named read and flip

movie genre named watch this

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

the most insane double casting i’ve heard of is ophelia and horatio being played by the same actress. the implications of that drive me crazy

#to this day my favorite performance of hamlet i’ve seen is one where there were two hamlets#one was the dutiful son and the other was his vengeful id#and they split all the lines in the play depending on which hamlet was speaking#all the soliloquies became arguments between the two and it was SO good#the second hamlet doesn’t appear until hamlet’s father appears and tells him Claudius is to blame for his death#he opens to curtains and his first line is ‘Murder?’#and the other characters can’t see that second hamlet at first - just the initial one#until slowly throughout the play the second hamlet is the one they look at and interact with#until finally the first hamlet - the dutiful prince - is the one who’s ignored#anyway it was metal as fuck holy shit#i wish i could watch it again but i have no idea if it was recorded (via rythyme)

cisformers: they're just cars

precisely as much as meets the eye