Jin Harem Is Not A Ship It's A Life Style

*In backstage changing room*

Jin : *getting change after stage*

Jaehwan: *walking past*

Jin : Hey! I saw your performance today~ well done!

Jaehwan : Thanks! You guys performance are amazing as well-

Jaehwan : ...

Jin : Are you alright?

Jaehwan : Can I ask you a question Jinnie?

Jin : Sure?

Jaehwan: Do you own a chicken farm?

Jin : ??No...?

Jaehwan : *Tilt head to the side* Well, you’re raising a lot of cocks over there~

Jin : *Look to the side*

Bangtan : *All squeezes on a small sofa*

Bangtan : *Sits up straight and trying to grab a cushion with one hand*

Bangtan : *Slowly lowering their phone camera with the other*

Bangtan : *Sweating* Ha...hey hyung...

Jin : Come here Seokie~

Hoseok : ?

Jin : Here sit down!

Hoseok : *Sits down* ?

Jin : *Put a plant next to hobi*

Jin : Here! My flower need some sunlight to undergo photosynthesis~😊

Hoseok : *Cups Jin’s face* But I only wants to give this flower my sunlight~😄😄

Rap line : *Minding their own business*

Jin *In his room* : Ah!!!

Rapline : !!!*Rush to Jin’s door*

Jin : aHhhHHhHh~

Rap line : ??!!!!!

Jin : AaaAHHhh~ Stop Joonie~ nOO~ Yoongichi you’re too fast!! I can’t do this anymore!!! AhHHHH Hoseokie~ pleaSE~ NoOOO~ AhhhhHHHH!!!!

Rapline : 😲😏😳

Rapline : *walks in with all their hopes and dreams*

Rapline : HYUNG WE-

Jin : One sec-

Jin : *Failed SSBTS for the 10th times*

Jin : NOOOOOOO- YOU GUYS RAP TOO FUCKING FAST!!!!

Rapline : 😐😐😐

Sejin : Okay boys, see you tomorrow.

Jin : Wait hyung! Can I change my new bed? Preferably to a king size one please🙏!

Sejin : Why? What’s wrong with the bed?

Jin : Nothing~ it’s just... a little hard to fit everyone on there.

Sejin : What do you mean?

Jin : Wait.

Jin : *Shouts* Everyone~ It’s BED TIME!

Yoongi : *Pulls Jin’s arm* Right, lets go then.

Sejin : *Confused* Yoongi don’t you have your own room now?

Yoongi : No I don’t.

Sejin : *looks back at Jin*

Jin : *Now with 5 bodies clinging onto him*

Jin : Yeah.

Sejin :