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@nrg .

“let’s go I am able to do BOTH drawing AND WRITING”

“So I have artist block now, no problem, I can still write!” (And vice versa)

but it can also go like:

I bet those silk pants would feel nice, but if they pulled them down they could slide up against his pussy and get him so keyed up without ever going in or giving him any relief.

Listen. LISTEN.

Yes.

I need there to be gauges in the stone fucking floor of Hyrule castle, new maids stopping and just staring and asking in hush hush tones what the Hell kind of struggle happened there and it's just. You know. Ganondorf's claws somehow hard as diamond, clawing at the ground whenever he gets wrestled down to a play mating.

He knows those horny fucks would absolutely bite him if they could even reach. He loathes it all but whooooops? Somehow he extends his diplomatic stay in the castle over and over again. Hmmm weird. How peculiar. How odd.

His fangs are the length of Zelda's middle finger and she probably loves to dig her thumbs into the corners of his mouth and force him to open up nice and wide so she can just. Sit and enjoy. Just watch. Press against his big tongue until he starts drooling.

Even his growl is more impressive and deeper than theirs, but when they do their lilting little Hyrulian sounds at him, he just goes down like a sack of bricks and it is so undignified it is actually hilarious.

He's wearing this silk fundoshi underneath the traditional Gerudo wraps and they've taken to fucking against his pussy through it and it's wedged up so high between his lips and is so wet that it drives him insane.