You ever wonder why we're here?

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

NYT connections shpuld have an "I YIELD!" button that auto-fails you upon being clicked and plays a little 16 bit animation of a guy kneeling in front of an executioner and closing his eyes as the axe falls

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

Need some fables AESOP

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet