You ever wonder why we're here?

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

i miss handsome caitlyn week. was genuinely the best hashtag that graced arcane twitter

Worst dog name, go.

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british