*romantically calls you dude*

*platonically calls you babe*

would anyone like to idk.. treat me right

!!

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

i get so grossed out when people make fun of other people’s appearances like u know when u overhear two guys talking about how “man she has no ass at all” or a couple of girls making fun of another girl for wearing a pair of shorts that “aren’t made for her body type” i legitimately feel sick to my stomach like why would u do that…

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

stopping in the middle of a breakdown to blog about it

being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e

I feel like neurotypical ppl tend to underestimate MI ppls level of self-awareness abt our disorders. Like, believe you me, I am well aware that my brain is a rampant shitshow. That doesn’t mean I can make it stop doing shit though.

Girls make the cutest whines when they want you to fuck them