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this is fucking me up so bad

Aging is really effected by stress, stress caused by things like hiding that you’re the zodiac killer for example

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

She did not OMG

BYE

She CAN play any role

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

a modern day hero

why are you living alone in a theme park are you trying to get yourself killed