Pouring boiling water on a solid frozen flower

I am appalled and disgusted at the level of sociopathic evil, the sheer dearth of humanity, that would lead a person to spread the face and the name of an innocent man across the internet like this. The name of the man who murdered Mike Brown is Darren Wilson, and that tweet was a disgusting and possibly irreparable act. Please, fact-check EVERYTHING you see on Tumblr.

Pretty sure they were named after the villains in Fullmetal Alchemist.

So emanating from Mabel are things that make her happy, such as stuffed animals and Waddles. Emanating from Stan are things that make him rich, such as piles of cash and fake relics. Emanating from Dipper are things that make him scared, such as monsters, Bill Cipher ... and Wendy.

#THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES

#good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn

And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”

If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.

I don't think he was nodding in appreciation of her well-delivered insult. I think he was just sad.

Everything will be fine, as long as you follow these simple *beeeeeeeep*

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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Please don't get your history from Tumblr. Tumblr lies to you.

The main reason I won't buy tampons is because I probably wouldn't find them very useful. Like, what would I do with a tampon? Waste of money.

Indeed, best and coolest GIF ever!

wonderful

i’ll allow it