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BI PRIDE and VISIBILITY not ERASURE!!!

Deadpool is not straight. Never has been. Never will be.

This. Is. Canon.

A 113 year old organ (built in 1905) plays “Rasputin” by Boney M. Total jam.

To give you some perspective of just how *old* this thing is, this organ was around before the events in the last two verses of the song (where Rasputin dies) had even happened yet.

Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.

Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.

Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.

So what do they do? They look for the dick.

You heard me correctly. The dick.

Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.

Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.

Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.

grab urself a copy of the book of vile darkness

get in on that prestige class Cancer Mage. first level ability: you can now ignore all negative effects of any disease.

flip over to the diseases section and get your wizard infected with Festering Anger. bad things about this: you will be constantly angry and covered in boils, some stuff with Will saves. good news! none of that applies to you

advantages: you will now gain cumulative +2 strength every single day

your wizard now has Infinite Strength

part 2: head over to bastards and bloodlines

feat: Lost Tradition. you can now base your spellcasting ability on any ability score you choose

pick strength

Muscle Wizard