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When I discover reading aloud a week before my thesis is due (it was recommended to me many, many times)

My thesis director: We could probably finish this in a week if we have to.

Me, feeling stupid for getting bitten by a stray cat I kinda catnapped: 😰

Being autistic as a Burger King crewmember feels like high stakes Among Us.

Tyriom : I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel -

Robert Baratheon made his own grave from whoring and drinking himself into oblivion and had the selfishness to bring Ned Stark into.

So much could have been avoided if the Lannister twins weren't trifling enough to bring a secret they'd literally killed people over into someone else's home.

The Dothraki guy when Khaleesi says she doesn't want her brother killed

I love how even in Joffrey lie about being ganged up on by Arya, the direwolf and the butcher boy, he still looked pathetic.

Me:

When the coping skills work a little too well and you're bouncing back too easy so you're waiting for the other shoe to drop like