What is now!

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

Everyone schedule

Pm

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

Got mine scheduled for 9:35 PST!

Hello friend. Welcome to the world of Adult ADHD diagnosis and the whirlwind of resentment, anger, joy and hopefully relief it entails.

Something something gay awakening something

i think the funniest part of the “fuck this i’m going to go lie down” line in new vegas is that you can follow caesar and immediately wake him up after he lays down and he gets really mad

if you do it a second time he kills you

One of life's biggest cons is how often one task turns out to be several smaller tasks in a trench coat.

#lesbian wedding goals

Mutuals, I'm crouching and uncrouching at you so fast right now

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

sorry, Dr. Dude

ben 10 is actually the most realistic series centering around a child who suddenly gains superpowers because he just uses them for stupid petty mundane shit

i’m sorry what

Pog as slang comes from the twitch emote, taken from a video with pogs in them. What is a pog? A small cap from a juice drink that is traded and used in games by 90s kids. The juice drink was called POG, short for passion fruit orange guava. Passion fruit was named after its flower, the passion flower. Passion flowers were called "flower of the five wounds" in Portuguese, eventually being translated as passion fruit by the English in reference to the passion of Jesus, aka his last moments alive before being crucified.

I love history, language, words, communication, and humans.

Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯

I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”

I love how politely they’re taking turns

Cats are literally all the same.

Suckers

How to get the boys in the bath

To all the teenagers following me that don’t hear it from their parents: I’m proud of you.