Artemis Aesthetic

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said “ violence for violence is the rule of beasts “ and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard

Tumblr culture is so toxic though like it teaches you to be offended at everything. Literally everything is up to debate. Like chill. Why so much negativity. Take a walk, smoke some weed, pet a dog, we all gon be ok friend

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

HOW TO CARE FOR EXTROVERTS: -walk in on them at all times. The naked-er, the better -Humiliate them constantly they love it -Just throw them into the pit -Who is “think?” if you can’t snort it then the extrovert doesn’t want it -Interrupt them constantly -Surprise! You’re fired, and we took your house. Get the fuck -Kick in their door and rip their laptop in half with your bare hands and scream “DINNER NOW” in their faces -Again, public humiliation is always a plus. big plus -“See? It’s easy. Now fly this fucking plane or we’re all going to die” -Emotional connections are foreign to the extrovert. If a friend moves, they are immediately erased from the extrovert’s memory. Extroverts lack a concept of object permanence -A lone extrovert is a dead extrovert -For the love of christ, never expose an extrovert to a book. All forms of literature are fatal to an extrovert. If you stop the party they die. if you stop the party they die dude

Growing up, I went to a very old school. It was built in the early 1900s, and they just so happened to use this stuff that can supposedly give you lung cancer. They eventually shut the school down because of this stuff. Flash forward about 50 years, and because of this stuff I have trouble breathing, I don’t know how I have survived this long, honestly. I just try to breathe asbestos I can..

MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE”

the world is saved

fucking tourist 

smash that mf like for a frosty cold pepsi to fly out of your screen killing you instantly 

I can’t stop laughing

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.