Rohini Women: Lumpy Dumpy Humpty Dumpty (Rotting)
I know, I know, women from any nakshatra can be fat. I mean, I myself am fat and fugly and I don’t have Rohini, BUT… this nakshatra’s specific type of fat is highly distinctive in that it’s uniquely… lumpy. Lumpy Dumpy Humpty Dumpty is exactly the name I came up with to describe the sentient blob known as Rohini.
I know that in general, my descriptions of the women of the various nakshatras are vastly different from what female adept uwu princess klăire nókty puts on her stupid site, but with Rohini, what I’ve observed is basically what she’s observed, appearance-wise. Where we differ greatly here is in the interpretation of it all. Before we go down that rabbit hole, let’s first take a look at some specimens of this rotund toad of a nakshatra.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Rohini Moon (this Jurassic Park-like figure also has Ashlesha Sun… so that’s why she looks like a cavewoman):
Awkwafina, Rohini Sun. Somebody said she looks like an expired lemon and I couldn’t agree more:
Florence Pugh, Rohini Moon:
Hillary Clinton, Rohini ASC. Gurl chill the food is not going to run away:
Now that we’ve examined the toads, let’s get started on some detailed analysis. At first I thought this was gonna be a short, fun hit piece on these Jabba the Huts, but I’ve decided that I need to take y’all down a rabbit hole that contains all sorts of horrors that one wouldn’t typically associate with this nakshatra upon reading its generic descriptions.
First, I will explain why I put (Rotting) in the title. For this, we’ll have to go way back into the past and into Victorian-Era England. The Victorian Era, as you may know, was a time of filth and squalor, where the masses lived under horrible conditions and often died of all kinds of poisoning or overwork or poor working conditions or malnutrition, and so on. It was very, very ghetto. Raw sewage filled the streets and waterways and the thick smoke from all the burning coal was everywhere. And reigning over all of this shit was none other than Rohini Moon and ASC, Queen Victoria. Here’s Miss Piggy herself:
Incomparably, she is the most fitting example of Rohini in this article. This Oompa Loompa body ass bıtch was stuffing her face with lamb chops and buttercream spongecake while the rest of her queendom suffered and starved.
All this vast, oppressive inequality with rulers living in excess at the top and with the masses starving and dying at the bottom might not be what one may think of when looking at Rohini’s significations of abundance and growth, because they sound a lot more like the significations of Jyeshtha. But here’s a little-known factoid: Jyeshtha in the classic texts is also referred to as Rohini. These two Rohinis are in essence two sides of the same fucked up coin. Rohini is the abundance that the ruling class (Jyeshtha) enjoys at the top. So in Rohini, yes, there is abundance. But it’s abundance for them, not for you. These bloated whores will feast and gorge while you starve in piss and shit.
And on the topic of obesity, I did a survey on the most obese people to ever exist in recorded history, and the list is dominated by the Moon trine. Now here’s the cosmic aspect of the analysis: One of the Moon’s associations is the fat of the body, and put that together with Rohini’s themes of growth and unlimited expansion, and morbid obesity is what you get, both literally and figuratively. This is where the theme of rot comes in, because as we all know, when a body becomes too obese, there is a multitude of issues that can arise, such as fungal infections, multiple organ failure, gangrenous rot, and so on. This is the same type of rot that plagued that Victorian Era, and any type of era that is defined by unbridled excess. It is what plagues the very universe itself.
Rohini can be understood as a metaphor for the universe, with karma itself being analogous to the accumulating fat of the Rohini body. I have to first define what I mean by karma here, and it simply means phenomena. As the universe grows temporospatially, its karma/phenomena continuously increase and starts to fester and rot. Look at all the shit that’s happening in the world right now. This is the Valley of Tears (more like the Valley of Raw Sewage) brought to you by the Great Mother herself. She sits up there gaslighting you into thinking you exist in her abundant, beautifully birthed creation or her “Garden of Eden” as Claire would romanticize it… when it’s really a hell that you never consented to being born into.
And she will continue to do this for as long as you feed her, for as long as you worship her “yin-ness” and her “mystique,” whatever the fuck that means. You are the consort she vampirizes. To defeat her, she must be made a widow. But until we collectively manage to do this, what we will have is rot and the gnashing of teeth.
Rohini is not the sweet, cuddly cow you think she is.
And Claire, Rohini is not the “Shrī that can be shaped into the best.”
She is the Shit to be shat into the shitter.