it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

reblogs my own post because I need both right now

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

the absolutely most forbidden grilled cheese

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

do not stand at my grave and cry i am not there i do not vibe

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

Depends if I’m home

literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was just her and keanu fucking reeves