:-)

I put this on sometimes and listen to it like ppl listen to ASMR

Cancer doctor who’s in it to make people worse. Call that oncologically evil.

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

what if the US adopted the UK tradition of the head of government resigning in disgrace as soon as people start getting mad at them. let’s try it just once and see what happens.

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

after spending the last hour reading about the titanic and the carpathia i can never hear another titanic joke again without sobbing uncontrollably those were real people with real lives and stories that died on that ship there were real life heroes who stayed to save others knowing they would not survive the carpathia almost blew up their engines to make it to the titanic only to find nothing but lifeboats and corpses

KISSING COUNTS AS SEX IF IT GETS YOU HARD💯

uppies-seeking behavior