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every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

and 3 yrs later i finally met someone i want this bad 🙈 can’t have him either tho 🤣

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Ever since I was a little girl I knew love was not possible between a man and a woman

Sometimes sensitive little angels just need to get aggressively railed, you know?

Megan should be allowed to kill one man a day at this point