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5. “Wherein will appear the name of Enjolras’ mistress” - the mistress was France, it’s always France

4. “In which they adore each other” - they can’t stand each other

3. “A Merry End to Mirth” - nothing merry about this chapter

2. “The Man Aroused” - zero boners, just moral conflict

Here we have Mendel being weird-

Bro literally came while listening to a therapy client talking about his ex wife

Mendel is twirling in circles

Things get out of hand

This whole part is gold

Marvin has one of his iconic violent outbursts

I can't get over the fact that Marvin fucking THREW ALL THE FURNITURE AT WHIZZER JESUS CHRIST IS HE OKAY?? IS THIS ONE OF HIS GIDDY SEIZURES?? Anyway it's their furniture now.

Hell breaks loose

Enter the LESBIANS

- How absolument strong and muscular Jean Valjean is

- Javert is a dog

- How big and monstrous madame Thénardier is

- Cosette is literally just a girl, the most girl to ever girl

- Marius is so absolutely unaware of everything

- Enjolras is the most beautiful Twink you'll ever see

- How obsessed Grantaire is with Enjolras