my grand plan.

Eugene and Rapunzel: look at each other

Percy: I tried to imagine a spot for my Achilles’ Heel. I concentrated on the small of my back—a tiny point just opposite my navel. It was well defended when I wore my armor. It would be hard to hit by accident, and few enemies would aim for it on purpose.

gonna tell my kids that this is true love

Okay. Okay. So magnus chase and the gods of asgard. I can absolutely say that this trilogy is my favorite out of all Rick Riordan books. Even more than the original pjo series. Which is saying a lot as Percy has been a safe place to comeback when I'm low since I was 15. But Magnus has something special, the books are so good and show that you can make your own family, that when you lost everything there's still stuff to fight for. That this kid who lost his family, home and his life, who's not a fighter but a healer is one of the strongest, kindest, funniest and realistic characters I've ever had the pleasure to read??

if your daughter abruptly leaves town to avoid her boyfriend, and not even a year later she disappears for three days to italy after aforementioned boyfriend dumps her in the woods and leaves her comatose for months, and then a few months later she marries him, contracts a mysterious illness, and reappears appearing completely healthy with a full-grown toddler who looks suspiciously like her and her new husband, then, well...