All The Wrong Kirby Quotes

Printer Fail is a Kirby character introduced in 2010 in the hit videogame "Kirby's Epic Yarn", that does not matter. What matters is that he's introduced as a "yarn boy prince" which leads to the question of where are that kid's parents, and how did he get to be royalty. That also doesn't matter too much, but as a preface I must say that several of his characteristics will be taken into account and compared to other character's in this post. The characteristics to evaluate are: SHAPE and MATERIAL (yarn), EYES, EYEBROWS, NOBILITY TITLE and COLOR (blue allegedly).

I will be ranking the candidates based on those factors.

I. YIN-YARN & KINE:

Definitely the same material (yarn), and originate from the same plane of existence (possibily). However their relationship seems to be that of enemies. Although the Kirby franchise isn't a stranger to bas parental figures (ex, Max Haltmann and Hyness), it would be kinda fucked up for Pointing Fingers to kill his own dad I think.

Due to famous relationship with Yin-Yarn and blue coloration, Kine is a natural candidate to consider. Punch Flies' ability to become a submarine/underwater creature at will is somewhat reminiscent of Kine's visage, however, at the end of the day, he is a fish.

This combined does not explain his orbness. I rate it a 7/10

II. A KNIGHT AND KING DEDEDE:

Blue, ROYALTY, and that's about it. Their colors are very similar but it also just could be that Hal thinks of blue as a royalty color. Much more likely when paired with an orb, seeing as DDD is a penguin. I think it would be more likely if Fluff grew feathered wings

Any orb knight (Meta, Dark Meta, Galacta, Morpho) falls into this category too, as they are all Round. Meta has extra points as he's blue sorta and is the one that seems to know DDD.

Does explain the round, blue, title and eyes (kinda) but eyebrows and material remain a mystery. How do u yarn-ify a child. i rate this a B plus

III. A SNOWMAN, MARX AND MAGOLOR:

Yeah this covers the eyes, eyebrows and shape sorta however where the hell did the blue come from (seeing as its snow, purple and brown) as well as why don't Pfortine Fail's eyes glow or hands float or why he's a prince. I don't think any child Magolor has should have a crown ever, sounds like a family curse or smth. Also would mean First could make Marx's fucked up face and Im not sure how i feel about that. 3 stars

Could even be stretched to explain the yarn as Yhillies are real.

IV. FRANCISCA MADE A FUCKED UP YARN PROJECT:

Do I need to say more? I don't. This is rated 3.17 + 6.3.

V. HYNESS:

Well they're both blue. 0/10 never speak of this.

VI. MR DOOTER:

They're both blue (vaguely), and genies are real in Patch Land. Does not explain the orbness.

VII. LOLOLO

Blue, big eyes, both have L in the name.

VIII. AN AZUMARILL:

Blue, round, sounds about right.

IX. I FORGOT HOW TO COUNT WITH ROMAN NUMERALS AND I DONT WANT TO LOOK IT UP - DARK MATTER:

If you think about it it makes no sense but they can kinda shapeshift so I'm putting it in the list.

X. A BRONTO BURT:

Really similar face ngl.