Armlar's tumblr.

i cannot stop thinking about the fact that, canonically, palpatine fucks

luke skywalker's astral projection @ kylo ren: what the fuck is up kyle no what did you say what the fuck dude step the fuck up kyle

[Cat meows, but it’s been autotuned]

hannibal was just. the horniest show on television. thats why it got cancelled. nbc can talk about low ratings or other bullshit, but we all know. that tv show was not just ready to fuck, it was WILLING to fuck. it couldnt be contained, they let that beast loose on television and had no choice but to take it the fuck out, out back and shoot it point blank, because of how horny that show was. the only step to go from where it left off, was for hannibal and will to fuck on screen for 13 minutes, and nbc said “we can’t continue living like this.” so they killed hannibal, that bastard of a television show. god rest its horny soul.

i love how little girls have their wolf phases and their dragon phases and their big cat phases and etc…they shouldve let us turn into wolves at that age

women not being able to shapeshift is a major flaw of humans as a species tbh