Amrock On a Blue Moon

Missionary with ya panties to the side >>>>>>>>>>

i could fix him (the piece of media i just consumed that was poorly executed but had a good premise)

Sex is so gross I’m just gonna keep welding

trust me i’m a doctor and what you need is gay sex

so you'll write me a prescription? and i can get filled i mean get it filled

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

That’s it, I wanna be taken out on a lesbian carnival date and get some plushies