Alright. In order for you guys to stop asking me if I “slept with this person” or “slept with that person” here’s a fucking list.
All of such were adults and it was all very much consented to.
(stick till the end I promise it’s worth it)
Here’s a list of everyone I remember sleeping with, as a retired playboy.
2- Talia Al Ghul (again, duh)
5- Zatanna Zatara (it was truly magical)
9- John Constantine (I have no way of defending myself or my actions it just happened)
10- Pamela Isley (surprisingly before she begun her nighttime villainous hobbies, also it was a one night stand nothing special)
11- Harley Quinn (we’re besties now)
19-Lex Luthor (my evil ex from high school)
20- Iron Man (dated in high school)
24- A Wayne Enterprises ex board member
25- Another Wayne enterprises ex board member
26- Doctor Strange (he’s fine as hell)
27- Manhattan Socialite #1
28- Manhattan Socialite #2
29- Gotham Socialites around my age (all of them, trust me. Also some of the slightly older men too. No grandpas though)
30- Lucius Fox’s assistant (the NDA was the size of a phone book)
31- A tamaranean royal (no not starfire)
32- Billionaire rival CEO
33- Billionaire rival CEO’s wife
34- Calendar Woman (it was Valentine’s Day)
35- A Gotham artist I met a gala
36-the same artists sister
37- a bartender I met after the same gala
38- A Bludhaven cop Dick has yet to find out about
39- Multiple Metropolis Firefighters
43- Cabrina Sarpenter (ex) (Manchild was written about me)
44- Sritney Bpears (Womanizer was also written about me)
45- Almost every “Two Direction boy band” remember after they disbanded.
46- A Circus Acrobat (The real reason I was at that Circus & ended up adopting Grayson)
47- The Drake’s. Both of them.
48- A crime boss’s ex who “wanted revenge and also fun”
49- You guys would be shocked at what the multiverse has let me do.
A continuation of 49- Myself but genderbent. Brucette Wayne.
50- Gotham City itself… technically. Spiritually and literally.
52- Lois Lane (in some universe)
53-Did I mention John Constantine? Cuz that totally happened more than once.
54- The Riddler (he asked me to solve him, what can I say)
57- Scarecrow (we discussed a shit ton of psychology afterwards)
58- I’m pretty sure Enchantress at some point
59- Edward Cullen (omg and his dad)
61- Captain America (Tony hated that)
62- The Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes too
Anyone else I forgot to mention? Apologies.
