arkabit317

When I was in highschool back in 2018, all the graduating seniors got a poll to fill out for various preferences on our graduation. The only thing I actually remember from it, though, was the different options for what song would be played at the ceremony. When I saw halfway down the list that "All Star" by Smashmouth was an option, I knew that whatever I chose would be a pointless vote (this was peak Shrek meme era). So of course I went with the herd and chose the Shrek song. When graduation rolled around, everyone was giggling about it, waiting for it to be played as we all walked down to grab our diplomas or whatever. However, that is not what occurred. God, they could have not done it worse. I shit you not, I absolutely fucking shit you not when I say this. I swear on my mother's and first born's life that they brought out the poor, poor fucking choir kids to fucking acapella (badly because that choir teacher had a hard on for opera) All Star. Oh my god. I still don't even know what to say

Finally, someone finds a way to include an ash yam tied to your belt!

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

Do you guys remember when everything was awesome

Everything will be awesome again one day.

*flies past*

SPACESHIP?!?!