Arizona Flanagan

Rachel: nerds, she and Beatrice are lowkey the same person

Finn: jocks, and since he’s the quarterback that would’ve make him the clique leader… idk about that but ok

Kurt: nerds, just like Cornelius he’s the boy-kisser-theater nerd

Mercedes: here I’m not really sure, Mercedes was part of the losers so she could be a nerd, but unlike the other 4 first new directions she’s not THAT into geeky and nerdy things nor is she like, hella smart like Artie or Tina so idk maybe she’s not in any clique, but for the sake of #friendship she’s a nerd

Artie: nerd, and he would be the leader of the clique since him and Earnest have a lot of similarities

Tina: nerds, BUT originally there was suppose to be a punk clique but the developers gave up on that idea, the punk characters were then divided into two cliques (kinda), the bullies (which Tina does NOT fit in) and the townies/dropouts (which she doesn’t fit in too so yeah nerds), besides, she’s a theater kid who’s into vampires and death, nerddddd

Quinn: okay so she’s an interesting one, I think she would start as a jock since she was the head cheerio and dated the quarterback (much like Mandy and Ted) but after Sue exposed her pregnancy and effectively kicked her off the Cheerios I think she could join the preppies butttt, after being kicked out of her house (and consequently losing her money/wealth/idk) she would just be a non clique student. Then in season two she would rejoin the jocks clique but go back to the non-clique after quitting the Cheerios again. And then in season 3 she could join the punks (if they were a thing), the bullies, since the skanks kind of harassed a girl once, or for funsies, the townies, which doesn’t really make sense since she was still a student but idc skank Quinn reminds me of Zoe so that’s that

Puck: Puck is also a debatable one to me, he could be a jock since he’s in the football team, but to me he fits the bullies more since, y’know, he was throwing slushies, people at dumpsters, locking disabled kids in porta potties… but much like the bullies in game, he would’ve become a nice guy that only bullies those that really need (like JBI). Also I must say that he and the protagonist Jimmy have a lot of similarities, like, being aggressive, fighters, bald, mom that doesn’t like them, no father, etc

Santana and Brittany: jocks, and the two would’ve become non-clique after quitting the Cheerios

Mike: I think Mike could be introduced as just a jock but once joining the new directions I think he would join the nerds clique despite still being a football player, idk he’s much more nerdy than an athlete imo

Sam: jocks, and it could be interesting to see him and Finn fighting for the title of clique leader since both glee and bully mention that the football team would be more respected if they had a different leader

Blaine and all of the warblers: preppies, they’re rich kids so yeah, Blaine would be the nice, polite, educated clique leader, maybe the equivalent of transferring to McKinley could be joining the nerds clique to be with Kurt? Idk, what I do know is that Sebastian, much like Derby, would be the evil clique leader

Now for the less relevant guys:

Sugar: preppies

Rory: he gives me non-clique vibes although he could kind of fit the greasers too

Joe: non-clique

Lauren: non-clique because she’s everywhere like, she’s a wrestler so she could be a jock, but she’s also in the a/v club so she fits the nerds too… honestly Lauren Zizes could rule bullworth academy ngl

Jake: greaser, he has a leather jacket, he’s athletic despite not being a jock in any way, isn’t a bully, he’s like, the only person that fits the greasers

Ryder: jocks

Unique and Marley: non-clique

Kitty: bullies, she could be a jock since she’s a cheerio but like, she’s extra evil so yeah, bully

Karofsky and Azimio: bullies, much like Puck and Kitty they could be regular jocks but I think they fit more with the bullies

Harmony and Sunshine: not main characters but I wanted to include them, could either be non-cliques or nerds ig…

Jesse: preppies definitely BUT, Jesse is introduced as a senior in season 1, which makes me think that he could actually be a prefect in the bully universe, as in the annoying giant adult-looking student that beat us up when we’re in trouble