Ari the Ignoramus

The picture is a mandala coloring book I wish I had. So, I'm a dungeon master. I want to keep this short and sweet, but to put it simply it was my second time DMing, and there were four players who had never gamed before. 5 minutes in our fighter, Alidove, socked the stablemaster in the jaw because he wasn't taking care of the horses. Now, she, a dragonborn, tried to intimidate him, and failed. Our other dragonborn paladin tried to intimidate him, failed. Out demonic Tiefling sorcerer tried, and failed. Last but not least, our halfling rogue named Hilbo Haggins rolled a 20, and made the stablemaster piss his pants. Needless to say, we were very amused, and they took the horses without any trouble. #DM #dmstories #arithedm #aristories #dungeonanddragons #dungeonmaster #dungeonsanddragons5e

I'm verbal barfing on the Internet. Yay. So, relatively shitty day so far. How do I know? Well, firstly, I woke up. Next, I'm at church. Why is that bad? I'm an atheist. My dad's an atheist, my mom's religious. Happy little family we got here, let me tell you. I think I'm going to use this as my online diary, so I hope it amuses you. If not, I hope you take pleasure in my misery. I'll probably complain about something else insignificant later, so keep an eye out for that! #aritheignoramus #arirants #rant #onlinejournal