dream to meme, meme to dream

It'll hold a vigil in its honour

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

top ten hi moments that will have you helloing

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

i have never been to wisconsin in daylight

- The Wisconsin Vampire

Keep salting the wound I'm close

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal