dream to meme, meme to dream

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Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

bridgerton is so scary. one by one the siblings are fetched away off into "their happy ending" only to turn into non-characters bearing innumerable children in the background of someone elses story. its like a zombie movie

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

camera shutters kind of sound like taking a bite of a crisp apple because a camera takes a bite of the light in the air

they need to give out research grants for rpf