Ari

[shakes you awake in 2015] hey there - stop screaming - hi. i'm the ghost of queer media's future. just dropping by because i noticed you've been getting really into steven universe discourse and calling it the worst queer media of all time. nbd everyone's entitled to their opinion but now i'm legally mandated to deliver you a vision that might shift your outlook or whatever. [checks clipboard distractedly] umm yadda yadda. bowl cut strange things be upon ye [touches your forehead and light beams from your eyes] [you fall to the ground and start foaming at the mouth, convulsing] [minutes pass and i start looking around nervously] umm are you okay? should i like... oh - wait, you have an xbox with dead rising 3? fuck yes dude [you black out and wake up hours later. it's dark outside. the taste of stale 80s nostalgia lingers on your tongue as you stumble over to your computer. you delete your su discourse blog then sit in silence. no more cartoons for awhile, you quietly decide. maybe you'll play danganronpa instead]