Oh Monty, you're so clever

S1 E3 of Red Dwarf Rimmer says he was always a master at hide and seek when he was a kid and now i’m just imagining him hiding from his brothers or his bullies or his dad. Even just him playing hide and seek and hiding so well that people just forget about him. I like to imagine he brings a book with him because he is so good at hiding people don’t find him and he just sits in a wardrobe somewhere reading Napoleon’s war diaries.

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

IT’S RIFE.

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

It occurred to me that canonically Rimmer has been inside Lister (when Lister swallowed his light bee)

the last episode was bad on purpose and the cancellation is a misdirect. we’re getting the secret good christmas episode.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks