Oh Monty, you're so clever

Very pleased to see we now have a “how dare you accuse me of masturbating” gif. It’s a line that was begging to be giffed. 😂

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

they need to make a wuthering heights emoji for when u need to quickly express the emotion "heathcliff it's me i'm cathy i've come home i'm so cold let me in your window"

its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

S1 E3 of Red Dwarf Rimmer says he was always a master at hide and seek when he was a kid and now i’m just imagining him hiding from his brothers or his bullies or his dad. Even just him playing hide and seek and hiding so well that people just forget about him. I like to imagine he brings a book with him because he is so good at hiding people don’t find him and he just sits in a wardrobe somewhere reading Napoleon’s war diaries.

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change