Oh Monty, you're so clever

dadwallet: a condition in which you let your wallet fall apart and disintegrate without ever considering getting a new wallet

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside

I don’t even like casting spells anymore

Clacton, vote him in, then parliament can make him prime minister because they go through one a day, and then we can have the prime minister of England be a Tumblr sexy man.

who fw the american psycho musical

can't wait to read red dwarf titan in approximately five to seven years

can everyone reblog with the interest of theirs that was the most intense or continued for the longest because i’m so curious

its always so weird to see irl pictures of people like why are you not your pfp :(

i dont think its a "sin" to "destroy and betray yourself for nothing" because there's no such thing as sin, there's no such thing as yourself and there's no such thing as nothing. and destruction and betrayal are subjective. you're most likely totally fine.

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.