Lost Fon Space?

“THAT’S A DOG!”

“You blocked me? Really?”

“So… you WANT to get robbed?”

“Aw, shoot, I’m being kidnapped.”

“For my hands only? I doubt that.”

“See, this is why we don’t jump off cliffs.”

“Let’s settle this with fisticuffs! And magic!”

“I need a drink…”  *downs 10 bottles of wine*

“You’re on fire, why are you still fighting me??”

“I’m gonna steal from a guard, just to prove a point.”

“Wow, it’s almost like you regret shooting at my head!”

“Get out of my house, I didn’t even want to talk to you!”

“Yeah, you signed up to carry my burdens, deal with it.”

“Please stop popping up behind me, that’s so unnerving!”

“I can make poisons… but not alcohol? This is bullhonkey.”

“Oh no, I’ve come down with a terrible case of BLOODLUST.”

“Can’t a friendly neighborhood assassin do her work in peace?”

“Keep sassing me like that and I’ll give you an arrow to the knee.”

“Staying safe? Well, I just got into a fistfight with a dragon, so, no…”

“If you’re sneaky enough, you can stab someone and they won’t notice.”

(  an  assortment  of  dialogue  prompts  that  are  a  mix  of  horror,  humor,  and  happy  hauntings!  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ you say beetlejuice three times. and i’ll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. ❜

❛ that’s your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. ❜

❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜

❛ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? ❜

❛ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. ❜

❛ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. ❜

❛ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! ❜

❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜

❛ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. ❜

❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜

❛ i think we’re being followed. ❜

❛ well, one of us is going to have to change. ❜

❛ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark. ❜

❛ we’re not alone. ❜

❛ i see dead people. ❜

❛ i said, look behind you. ❜

❛ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? ❜

❛ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. ❜

❛ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ❜

❛ hey you need a… hand? ❜

❛ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. ❜

❛ it’s just a mask, don’t worry! ❜

❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜

❛ i can read your fortune. it says you’re a nerd. ❜

❛ get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween. ❜

❛ did that ghost just spell ‘get out’ wrong? ❜

❛ if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. ❜

❛ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. ❜

❛ you frightened me. do it again. ❜

❛ wanna see something scary? ❜

❛ i came here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat. ❜

❛ i don’t think we should be here. ❜

❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜

❛ what i want to be for halloween is loved. ❜

❛ what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜

❛ i’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. ❜

❛ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. ❜

❛ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. ❜

❛ you alright? you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ❜

❛ that’s fake blood, right? ❜

❛ i could have sworn we were just here. ❜

❛ do not say we should split up. ❜

❛ did the eyes in that painting just move? ❜

❛ i think it’s found us. ❜

❛ scared? i’m not scared. ❜

❛ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❜

❛ whatever you do, don’t look behind you. ❜

❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜

❛ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. ❜

❛ …and they were never heard from again. ❜

❛ i know this isn’t your area of expertise, but is this guy dead? ❜

❛ why does that grave have your name on it? ❜